They lied. They said it would be the best day of your life.
They said it would be magical, the moment when they would lay him on you, that you would know it was all worth it.
The wait, the excruciating agony, all worth it.
You asked for a baby.
Instead, you got a monkey. Or a martian. Or a chicken. Maybe even a worm.
But this sure looks nothing like a baby.
It`s covered in hair. Or worse, it's completely bald.
Its blue. it's grey. It's translucent.
The skin ripples, pimples, crimples.
Is this goo? Is this poo? What the hell is this?
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